The league came down hard on Louis Andre Duppong after a random drug test revealed he’s been using weight enhanced breast milk. He was at a loss for words as to how he had gained so much weight in a 3 week period. At his last weigh in, Louis was 8 pounds 2 ounces but tipped the scales over the 10 pound mark on his one month birthday. At this rate, he will weigh 60 pounds on his first birthday.
Louis’s trainer, Nicole, was quoted that “He forced me to feed him the good stuff, he fussed and whined until I gave him his regular 3 hour hit.” The league will force Louis to spend the next 50 nights in his crib and will keep a close eye on his growth.
The league came down hard on Louis Andre Duppong after a random drug test revealed he’s been using weight enhanced breast milk. He was at a loss for words as to how he had gained so much weight in a 3 week period. At his last weigh in, Louis was 8 pounds 2 ounces but tipped the scales over the 10 pound mark on his one month birthday. At this rate, he will weigh 60 pounds on his first birthday. 
Dios mio! I thought HGH was banned in Minnesota.
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